Dating, which I can't do anymore because Mr. Misha frowns upon it
Baby Birthin', which I can't share here without violating HIPAA
I was thinking if I started drinking more I would have some good boozed-fueled stories I could write about. Maybe some bar brawls, lame pick-up stories or drunken people tricks. I don't have to work next weekend. Maybe I will try out my theory then.