To Catch A Predator: Doggie Style

A long time ago, I when I was spending a lot of time on myspace, I made profiles for our dogs.  Harley is a Pug, she has a face that only her parents could love.

Mimi, on the other hand, is blonde, slim and very pretty.I would expect that she would attract suitors.  I didn't expect that she would get some perv on myspace sending her messages!

Seriously, this dude ACTUALLY looked at the picture album on my dog's myspace page....saw ONE picture of me (which was a picture of me with the dog and MY HUSBAND)

What a tool!  Here is the email exchange (before I blocked him):




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: greg
Date: Aug 12, 2007 3:53 PM




well hello from napa cali .. saw your profile and had to say your a total kncok-out hun.. if you want to chat feel free to add me on here or yahoo messenger my id is mandragon70.. im 37 single italian male work here in napa too .. im 5'11 160 lbs ask what ever you like beautifull ...




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mimi, Princess Wigglebutt of Cocker Doodle Doo
Date: Aug 12, 2007 4:01 PM




You realize I am cocker spaniel?






----------------- Original Message -----------------




From: greg
Date: Aug 12, 2007 4:03 PM




i was asumeing that you were the beautifull woman with the man and dog.. titaled x-mas 2005 lol was i correct






----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mimi, Princess Wigglebutt of Cocker Doodle Doo
Date: Aug 12, 2007 4:05 PM




That is my mom and my dad.  They are married and are my top two friends. 






---------------- Original Message -----------------
From: greg
Date: Aug 12, 2007 4:06 PM




well then you are probly as beautifull as your mom lol.. but my mistake sorry lol.. and i see there are no pics of you .. do you have any to post






----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mimi, Princess Wigglebutt of Cocker Doodle Doo
Date: Aug 12, 2007 4:09 PM




Dude, this is a DOG profile.  Are you into dogs?  Or are you looking for pics of humans?  My humans are happily married and monogamous, so you are barking up the wrong tree.