Showing posts with label Pug. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pug. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Just one vowel.
Look at that face. It barely has a nose. That face makes a lot of noise. We call those noises, snarfles. I had never had a Pug before The Bean. I had no idea what to expect. I certainly didn't expect all of the licking. The snoring. The odd noises that come out of this sweet little dog. She makes me smile and laugh every day.
One night, I took the pug and the cocker spaniel to Mr. Misha's band practice. The band practices by themselves during the week, but on the weekends, friends, families, kids and a dogs all gather at The Shop. A potluck is set up, a fire is started outside in the fire pit. The kids and dogs run through the vineyards. The adults drink wine and visit. The band plays. It is quite lovely.
Because my schedule is so screwy, I don't usually make it to practice. The dogs have never been. But the drummer of the band made a specific request that I bring the pug, so I got us all ready and we hit the road. I took my BFF Deb with me and as I drove up, my Mom showed up with her dog. Two of my co-workers were there with their kids. One of them brought her Great Dane. It looked like it was going to be a blast.
The Cocker Spaniel got so very excited to see her Daddy on stage, that she raced across the room and bounded up on stage. I couldn't keep her off. She had to be put on a leash. When we would step outside the building, I would take her off the leash and the girls would race through the vineyards, sniffing around and enjoying the wide open space. During one of the band breaks, just before the sun went down, one of the band wives came up to me and said, "Come with us, we are going to go see the piglets." Ok!
Two weekends before, all the 4-H kids in Napa picked out their pigs. They care for them through the spring and summer and then take them to the Napa Town and Country Fair at the end of the summer to show them and then auction them off. The piglets are so cute at that age, still relatively small and curious. So I grabbed my mom and trodded off to the pig pen with about a dozen kids and all the dogs.
My mom's Jack Russell and my Cocker Spaniel just wanted to run. They took a few sniffs and then it was back to the vineyards to race around. But the pug was in love. A pen filled with little beasts, around her size, with flat noses and making similar sounds! I pretty sure in her brain she was saying, "I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE!" She shoved her head completely through the opening in the fence and got snout to snout with a little black pig. They snarfled, sniffed and snorted. Both were wagging their curly tails.
I heard the band starting up again and turned to head back. The Pug wouldn't budge. She wanted to stay with the pigs. I had to pick her up to get her out of the pig pen. It was hysterical. She whined (it almost sounded like a pig squeal) all the way back to the barn. While we were talking about the Pugs reaction to the piglets, one of the kids came up and said, "Maybe it's because their names are so close? It's just one vowel difference between a pig and a pug!"
Friday, April 23, 2010
I think my dogs are plotting against me.
I love my little furry babies. They bring me so much peace and joy. I love them like I gave birth to them myself. Yes, I really do love my dogs as much as you love your children. My two little girls are the light of my life. But as I imagine most parents experience from time to time, I feel like they ganged up on me today.
I was trying to be a good mom (responsible dog guardian) so I decided to clean the pugs wrinkles. I'm not sure if all pugs have this, but our pug gets this gunk that I refer to as 'plum sauce' in the wrinkles between her nose and her eyes. While the production of plum sauce has slowed down since we got rid of our carpet in lieu of laminate floors, it seems like she gets more 'saucy' during allergy season. The pug hates to have her wrinkles cleaned. If she even suspects that I am going to go near them she will take off as fast as her little stick legs will move her barrel body. So it is imperative that one devises a plan.
First, I close the bedroom door. Second, I go into the bathroom and get the unscented, aloe vera baby wipes. I take a few wipes out and I warm them in my hands so they will be more comfortable for her. Then I quickly scoop the pug up and plop her on my lap. I then spend the next 10 minutes wrestling with all 15 lbs of her. She tries to wiggle away, but I keep a tight grip on her collar. Since she seems to be just as afraid as Mr. Misha that her eyeballs are going to pop out, she usually gives up.
Whilst I am ridding my little Chinese Pug's wrinkles of plum sauce, I feel a very familiar movement behind me. It is a movement that I am sure many dog moms are familiar with. It is the sensation of the bed moving when your dog is about to puke. The noise sounds like a prepubescent boy swallowing his burps and the movement is a combination of dry-heaving and air-humping. If I hadn't had a handful of plum-sauce-encrusted baby wipes, I would have snatched the cocker spaniel up and whisked her to the toilet so she could barf like a lady. But I was too slow and she barfed right there on my bed.
Just then, Mr. Misha walked into the room and noticed the puddle of bile-colored liquid on the bed. "Hey! That looks like on of Marcel's foams!" my sweet husband exclaimed. I gave him a look that let him know I was not impressed with the Top Chef reference and he quickly got the cocker spaniel off the bed so she could continue to barf on the floor.
Now it's noon. I worked all night at the baby birthin' factory and I am washing all the bedding so I can remake the bed and eventually go to sleep. As I type this, the dogs, of course, are sound asleep on the bare mattress. The little bitches, they always seem to find a way to get the bed all to themselves.
I was trying to be a good mom (responsible dog guardian) so I decided to clean the pugs wrinkles. I'm not sure if all pugs have this, but our pug gets this gunk that I refer to as 'plum sauce' in the wrinkles between her nose and her eyes. While the production of plum sauce has slowed down since we got rid of our carpet in lieu of laminate floors, it seems like she gets more 'saucy' during allergy season. The pug hates to have her wrinkles cleaned. If she even suspects that I am going to go near them she will take off as fast as her little stick legs will move her barrel body. So it is imperative that one devises a plan.
First, I close the bedroom door. Second, I go into the bathroom and get the unscented, aloe vera baby wipes. I take a few wipes out and I warm them in my hands so they will be more comfortable for her. Then I quickly scoop the pug up and plop her on my lap. I then spend the next 10 minutes wrestling with all 15 lbs of her. She tries to wiggle away, but I keep a tight grip on her collar. Since she seems to be just as afraid as Mr. Misha that her eyeballs are going to pop out, she usually gives up.
Whilst I am ridding my little Chinese Pug's wrinkles of plum sauce, I feel a very familiar movement behind me. It is a movement that I am sure many dog moms are familiar with. It is the sensation of the bed moving when your dog is about to puke. The noise sounds like a prepubescent boy swallowing his burps and the movement is a combination of dry-heaving and air-humping. If I hadn't had a handful of plum-sauce-encrusted baby wipes, I would have snatched the cocker spaniel up and whisked her to the toilet so she could barf like a lady. But I was too slow and she barfed right there on my bed.
Just then, Mr. Misha walked into the room and noticed the puddle of bile-colored liquid on the bed. "Hey! That looks like on of Marcel's foams!" my sweet husband exclaimed. I gave him a look that let him know I was not impressed with the Top Chef reference and he quickly got the cocker spaniel off the bed so she could continue to barf on the floor.
Now it's noon. I worked all night at the baby birthin' factory and I am washing all the bedding so I can remake the bed and eventually go to sleep. As I type this, the dogs, of course, are sound asleep on the bare mattress. The little bitches, they always seem to find a way to get the bed all to themselves.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
To Catch A Predator: Doggie Style
A long time ago, I when I was spending a lot of time on myspace, I made profiles for our dogs. Harley is a Pug, she has a face that only her parents could love.

Mimi, on the other hand, is blonde, slim and very pretty.I would expect that she would attract suitors. I didn't expect that she would get some perv on myspace sending her messages!
Seriously, this dude ACTUALLY looked at the picture album on my dog's myspace page....saw ONE picture of me (which was a picture of me with the dog and MY HUSBAND)
What a tool! Here is the email exchange (before I blocked him):
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: greg
Date: Aug 12, 2007 3:53 PM
well hello from napa cali .. saw your profile and had to say your a total kncok-out hun.. if you want to chat feel free to add me on here or yahoo messenger my id is mandragon70.. im 37 single italian male work here in napa too .. im 5'11 160 lbs ask what ever you like beautifull ...
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mimi, Princess Wigglebutt of Cocker Doodle Doo
Date: Aug 12, 2007 4:01 PM
You realize I am cocker spaniel?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: greg
Date: Aug 12, 2007 4:03 PM
i was asumeing that you were the beautifull woman with the man and dog.. titaled x-mas 2005 lol was i correct
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mimi, Princess Wigglebutt of Cocker Doodle Doo
Date: Aug 12, 2007 4:05 PM
That is my mom and my dad. They are married and are my top two friends.
---------------- Original Message -----------------
From: greg
Date: Aug 12, 2007 4:06 PM
well then you are probly as beautifull as your mom lol.. but my mistake sorry lol.. and i see there are no pics of you .. do you have any to post
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mimi, Princess Wigglebutt of Cocker Doodle Doo
Date: Aug 12, 2007 4:09 PM
Dude, this is a DOG profile. Are you into dogs? Or are you looking for pics of humans? My humans are happily married and monogamous, so you are barking up the wrong tree.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Eye Popping Television

Behold, the cuteness that is our little girl pug, Harley. She also goes by Puglet, Bean or The Dutchess of Snarfleshire. We are a bit ridiculous about our dogs. So it is no surprise that if there is a show on about our breed of dogs, we will watch it.
The other day, Mr. Misha and I were watching this video about Pugs:
Everything was fine until we got to the part about the eyeballs. Mr. Misha has a thing about eyeballs. He doesn't like to talk about them. He doesn't want to touch them or see them touched. And when this show started talking about how Pug's eyeballs are known to POP OUT- he almost lost it. It really traumatized him.
Now, every once in awhile, I will hear him in the other room petting our little pug and saying to her, "Don't worry, Daddy won't squeeze you too hard. I won't make your eyeball pop out." Thank goodness she doesn't understand English.
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Dawgs
So, I have to be back at work in less than 7 hours. I can't sleep and I am having a muscle spasm on one side of my back and it is really fucking annoying. While I am waiting for the drugs to kick in...
Here is a picture of my dogs:
Mimi, The Cocker Spaniel and Harley, The Pug.

Here is Mimi sleeping with Mr. Misha:

Harley is not a tranquil sleeper,
here is some video:
(Turn up your volume, LOUD)
Check out this video: zzz
That's it. I just wanted to share that ...I am off to bed!
Here is a picture of my dogs:
Mimi, The Cocker Spaniel and Harley, The Pug.

Here is Mimi sleeping with Mr. Misha:

Harley is not a tranquil sleeper,
here is some video:
(Turn up your volume, LOUD)
Check out this video: zzz
That's it. I just wanted to share that ...I am off to bed!
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