Google Needs Meme

Sorry, a whole day with my mother has worn me out. I usually only resort to memes on weekends but I am exhausted! As usual, I tag no one.

According to Google, Michele needs...

1. Michele needs to hire a Goon.

2. Michele needs help adjusting her body regularly.

3. Michele needs to create names for her imaginary friends.

4. Michele needs to learn to be more careful with her Voodoo.

5. Michele needs to pee.

6. Michele needs a family that will be patient and kind.

7. Michele needs attention.
According to Google, Misha needs...

1. It costs 65-70000 rubles for an injection, and Misha needs four of them.

2. MISHA NEEDS A HOME.

3. Misha Needs Help.

4. Misha needs glasses or binoculars.

5. Misha needs to receive good nutrition

6. I think Misha needs her wings clipped.

7. Misha Needs another Ping Pong Partner.

Another I Can't Think Of Anything/Lazy Sunday Meme

1. Do you have a cell phone? Obviously, or the rest of these questions would go unanswered.

2. What kind of phone do you have? iPhone

3. Do you receive more calls or text messages? Texts. Way more text.

4. Who are your last 10 calls from? Anissa, Mamcia, Tax Lady, Mr. GeeBee, Kiny, Skid, Dawn, Joanie, Unknown and Anonymous.

5. Your last 10 texts? Bellesouth, CC, Twitter, Rachel

6. Do you have custom tones for your callers or are they all the same? Custom for my most frequent callers. That’s my early warning system – I know who is calling, even if I am not looking at the phone when it rings.

7. If you have custom tones, how do you choose them? Each song means something to me in reference to the person it’s assigned to. Either a memory or past experience.

8. Are you loyal to one genre or do you use a variety? A variety, but it seems to heavy with 80's songs.

9. Do you have a favorite ringtone? Tie between Jai Ho and RuPaul's Cover Girl

10. What are some of the tones that you use?

Mr. Misha: I Was Made For Loving You- KISS

Anissa: Tell Me Something Good- Rufus

Izzy: You Give Love A Bad Name- Bon Jovi

Roxie: Roxanne-The Police

Trixie: I Like Big Butts- Sir Mix A Lot

Britney: Pour Some Sugar On Me- Def Leppard

Sally: Poison-Bel Biv DeVoe

Mother Joanie: Devil In A Blue Dress- Mitch Ryder

Mimi: Rock Lobster- The B-52's

Dawn: Low- Flo Rida

Rachel: Redneck Woman- Some cowpie singer hick, I forget her name

I TAG NO ONE. Because that is how I roll.

First Meme

1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
Paul C.

2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
No

3. What was your 1st alcoholic drink?
Whiskey Tit

4. What was your FIRST job?
Babysitting

5. What was your FIRST car?
1970 Kharman Ghia

6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
Anthro Geek

7. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
That stinky baby that was taking it's sweet time coming out.

8. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
I don't remember, she got sick and we had a bunch of subs throughout the year.

9. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Hawaii

10. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?
Jennifer Shatting, lost track of each other in our teens

11. Where was your FIRST sleepover?
Jennifer Shatting's house

12. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
My charge nurse

13. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
My father's, when he married my step mother.

14. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
I was at work.

15. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
First one without a grown up- RICK SPRINGFIELD!

16. FIRST tattoo?
Fleur de lys

17. First piercing?
Ears

18. First foreign country you've been to?
Mexico

19. FIRST movie you remember seeing?
Sound of Music

20. When was your FIRST detention?
I don't remember, but I got kicked out of class in kindergarten for refusing to print my name. My Nana taught me how to write it in cursive and I liked the way that looked better than printing. The teacher called me insolent and kicked me out of class.

21. What was the first state you lived in?
California

22. Who was your FIRST roommate?
My mother's second husband, before they got married.

23. If you had 3 wishes what would be your FIRST?
Peace

Misha - name meaning and origin

The boy's name Misha \m(i)-sha\, also used as girl's name Misha, is pronounced MEE-sha. It is of Russian origin. Nickname for Michael. See also Mike.

Misha has 1 variant form: Mischa.

Baby names that sound like Misha are Micha, Moshe and Mioshe.

Misha is a very rare male first name and a very rare surname (source: 1990 U.S. Census).

Misha is my nickname. It was given to me by a bunch of horny Soviet sailors in 1986. I used it sporadically until 2000, when I started working on a L&D unit that already had a Michelle (She uses two, mine is spelled with one) working the night shift. So I said, "Call me Misha" and it stuck.

Very few people call me Michele these days. When they do, it is usually because they are mad at me or are trying to annoy me. Except my mom. When she calls me Misha, it creeps me out. She says Misha like she has a turd in her mouth when she is saying it, so I prefer that she uses Michele.

I'll tell you about the horny sailors tomorrow. I promise.

You Guys Keep Tagging Me With These Dag-gum Things!

Here's what you're supposed to do - create a new blog/note, copy and paste this message into the new blog/note, type your answers, then tag a few friends and family INCLUDING the person who tagged you - But I am tagging NO ONE. Because that is how I roll.

THREE NAMES I GO BY
1. Michele
2. Misha
3. Meesh

THREE JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE
1. Cocktail Waitress
2. Make up Artist
3. Registered Nurse

THREE PLACES I HAVE LIVED
1. Santa Ana, CA
2. Quantico, VA
3. Galt, CA


THREE TV SHOWS THAT I WATCH
1. United States Of Tara
2. Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
3. Big Love

THREE PLACES I HAVE BEEN
1. Hawaii
2. New Orleans
3. New York

THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS
1. Sourdough Baguette
2. Sushi
3. Creme Brulee

THINGS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO
1. My injury healing
2. My husband coming home
3. Peace

THREE PETS THAT YOU HAVE OWNED
I am not going to answer this just because I object to the phrasing of the question. I have never really owned a pet. I have adopted a pet. I have been a guardian, a care giver, a sibling or a parent to a pet. But I have never felt like an owner of a pet.

THREE FRIENDS WHO WILL REPLY
1. No
2. One
3. Will

THREE FAVORITE BANDS/ ARTISTS
1. The B-52's
2. Earth, Wind and Fire
3. Aretha Franklin

THREE FAVORITE TEAMS TO WATCH
1. I liked the LA Dodgers when Tommy Lasorda was their coach.
2. I liked the 49ers when they were more competitive.
3. I had fun watching the Patriots when Brady was playing.

THREE FAVORITE DRINKS
1. Iced Venti, Quad Shot, Non Fat, No Whip, Peppermint Mocha
2. Diet Coke
3. Citron Collins

Lazy Sunday Meme

I was tagged by several people, using several different versions. So here is my version of "Favorite Artist Decides My Life".
Rules of the game:
- Choose a singer/band/group
- Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group
- Tag 10 more people (let them know they've been tagged) or don't.


I chose The Presidents of the United States of America. They are not necessarily my all-time favorite, but they have fun song titles for this meme.

1. Are you male or female?
Last Girl on Earth

2. Describe yourself.
Lump

3. What do people feel when they're around you?
Naked and Famous

4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
We Are Not Going to Make It

5. Describe your current relationship.
Zero Friction

6. Where would you want to be now?
Volcano

7. How do you feel about love?
Lunatic To Love

8. What's your life like?
Confusion

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Peaches

10. Say something wise.
Wake Up



I tag: No one

100 Truths (Amy was bored in estate planning & tagged me)

001. Real name → Michele
002. Nickname(s)→ Misha
003. Zodiac sign → Aquarius
004. Male or female → Female
005. Elementary → Many
006. Middle School → Benicia
007. High School → Benicia
008. Hair color → Ginger
009. Long or short → Medium
010. Loud or Quiet → Loud
011. Sweats or Jeans or underwear → Jammies
012. Phone or Camera → iPhone
013. Health freak → No
014. Drink or Smoke? → Not right now
015. Do you have a crush on someone? → Yes, but Mr. Misha encourages me to use restraint.
016. Eat or Drink → Drink
017. Piercings → Yes
018. Tattoos → yes

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane→ Yes.
020. Been in a relationship → Yes.
021. Been in a car accident → Yes.
022. Been in a fist fight → Sorta

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → Ears
024. First best friend → Jennifer
025. First award → Perfect Attendance
026. First crush → Danny
028. First big vacation → Hawaii at 6 months

LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to → Isabella the Ho
030. Last person you texted → Liquid Amy
031. Last person you watched a movie with → Mimi and Harley
032. Last food you ate→ Hostess Cupcake
033. Last movie you watched → Love In The Time Of Cholera
034. Last song you listened to → Signed, Sealed, Delivered
035. Last thing you bought → Smokes
036. Last person you hugged → Isabella the Ho


FAVES:
037. Food → Mashed Potatoes, Sushi, Creme Brulee, Chocolate, Sourdough Baguettes,
038. Drinks → Iced Peppermint Non-fat Mocha, Diet Coke, Sunkist Orange Soda, Calistoga Sparkling Water with Lime.
039. Clothing → Yoga Pants, V-neck T-shirt, Hoodie
040. Flower → Tulip
042. Color → Purple
043. Movies → Philadelphia Story, Prelude To A Kiss, What About Bob, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
044. Subjects → like in school? Political Science, Microbiology, Physiology

IN 2008..... I
045. [x] kissed someone
046. [ ] celebrated Halloween
047. [ ] had your heart broken
048. [ ] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone
049. [ ]someone questioned your sexual orientation
050. [ ] came out of the closet
051. [ ] gotten pregnant
052. [ ] had an abortion
053. [X] done something you've regretted
054. [X] broke a promise
055. [x] hid a secret
056. [x] pretended to be happy
057. [x] met someone who changed your life
058. [ ] pretended to be sick
059. [ ] left the country
060. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
061. [x] cried over the silliest thing
062. [ ] ran a mile
063. [ ] went to the beach with your best friend(s)
064. [x] got into an argument with your friends
065. [ ] Hated someone
066. [ ] stayed single the whole year

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → Nothing.
068. Drinking → Diet Sprite
069. I'm about to → Move the dogs out of my spot on the bed and try to go to sleep.
070. Listening to → MSNBC
071. Plans for today → Sleep, stretch, tidy up, eat something, try to do some laundry.
072. Waiting for → the other shoe to drop.

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? → If it is in the cards, sure.
074. Want to get married? → I am.
075. Careers in mind → Nurse, maybe Nursing Professor or Midwife

WHICH IS BETTER WITH A BOY/GIRL?
076. Lips or eyes → Lips
077. Shorter or taller?→ Taller
078. Romantic or spontaneous → Both
079. Nice stomach or nice arms → Nice Arms
080. Sensitive or loud → Sensitive
081. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
082. Trouble-maker or hesitant → Trouble maker

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts → Sunglasses.
084. Snuck out of your house → Yes.
085. Held a gun/knife for self defense → No.
086. Killed somebody...online → No.
087. Broken some one's heart → Not on purpose.
088. Been arrested → No.
089. Cried when someone died → Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → Yes.
091. Miracles → Yes.
092. Love at first sight → No.
094. Santa Claus → Yes.
095. Sex on the first date → Meh.
096. Kiss on the first date → Yes.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Yes.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? In some ways.
099. Do you believe in God → Not in the traditional sense. 100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people→ That's not a question...

I choose to tag no one. Unless of course, you would like to participate in this time waster. Then by all means, proceed.