Thanks to everyone for the fashion advise. I ended up purchasing the two most popular dresses. I wore one to the rehearsal dinner and the other to the wedding. I didn't get any real good full length photos of myself with either of my my dresses, but I am waiting to see the photos that other folks have taken and will post them if they are not too embarrassing.
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| Rehearsal dinner dress with the awesome ten buck kitten-heeled sandals! |
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| Dress for the wedding with pink kitten-heeled slides. |
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| Unfortunate and freakish self portrait. |
Twammogram Redux
I got the results of my follow up mammogram. Not much different than last time. Basically, the radiology report read like this:
This chick's boobs are huge. It's really hard to see everything because these boobs are gigantic. Every once in a while I can see some teeny tiny abnormality. These abnormalities do not look like cancer and they haven't changed since last time. But I need to cover my ass, so I am going to make this poor woman haul her incredibly large titties into the women's center every six months for the rest of her life. The End.
So I guess I will be doing this bi-annually. I will live-tweet, blog, video, take pics as much of it as I can. If I have to do this, I am taking you all with me.
Knitting
I have been knitting again. I have been knitting baby hats for friends and coworkers who have recently popped out a child. My favorite hat has to be the 'Boobie Beanie'. I made one for my hair stylist's little girl. I posted pics on Facebook.
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| I realize that this areola is HUGE. |
The suggestion was made that I accessorize the hat.
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| I took the ring off prior to wrapping it up as a baby gift. |
Then I started to make a second one for an older infant of a coworker. I either lost count of my stitches or screwed up the gauge, because after it was finished, I realized it was way too big. So I stuck it on Mr. Misha!
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| Areola much smaller this time. Mr. Misha is such a good sport. |
Since finishing those two, I have had many requests to make more- for both babies and adults! I will be knitting up a storm this fall!
That is all the updates I have for now. I have a few blog post ideas in my noggin. I am hoping to try and post something here at least once a week till the end of the year. Let's see how well I do at that!
