I think I need to drink more.

All of really good stories are from:

• My childhood,which is over

• My wild and wanton youth, which is also over

• My Nana, who is dead

• Dating, which I can't do anymore because Mr. Misha frowns upon it

• Baby Birthin', which I can't share here without violating HIPAA

I was thinking if I started drinking more I would have some good boozed-fueled stories I could write about. Maybe some bar brawls, lame pick-up stories or drunken people tricks. I don't have to work next weekend. Maybe I will try out my theory then.